Sunday, April 30, 2006

Hello, Mr. Ranger.

Yes, I am really at my best in the great outdoors with only the resources provided by nature and my own wits to support me. Ok, maybe not, but it could have been worse. I could have had to deal with that damn sasquatch.

Alright, I was never an employee of any parks department. I am, in fact, a liar. That is one way that me and comic strip JB are different. Can you name any other ways we are different? Oh, and don't just say that the real me is fatter.

Well Enjoy. Posted by Picasa

Saturday, April 29, 2006

FPS (First Person Shitter)

Ah, getting paid to go to the bathroom the best part of any job. Seriously, I almost can't go anymore unless I'm on the clock. This would really be a dream day for me. I go in to work, use the bathroom and leave. Posted by Picasa

Friday, April 28, 2006

Comic Remix - Read carefully

Before you accuse me of just reposting Monday's comic, look very closely. I'm trying something new here. Last Friday I did not update. Instead of giving you nothing, I took a look back at a previous post to see if it could be made funnier. I think this works.
Anyway customers ask the same dumbassed questions again and again. Posted by Picasa

Thursday, April 27, 2006

The Hook

Yeah so this is every fishing trip for the last to years for me. No wait that's not true I caught a turtle last year.

I guess even fish know that there is no such thing as a free iPod or psp or ring tone. Some of those ads that are also games are pretty fun though. I played this really hard kung fu ad the other day. It was honestly more fun than the last console game I played.

Also the original photo of this beach had an old naked Austrailian man on it. Sorry to all of you who would have rather seen that. Well Enjoy.Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Ending Up on the Cutting Room Floor

Alright this is a touchy subject with me. So, maybe I overreacted. I've been told I've been a little bit on edge lately. I don't know why. But Come on. Seriously, Come on. Look at this comparison between full and wide screen. Who is that guy behind Vader? Was he not supposed to be there? Is that why the director had him cut completely out of the fullscreen version? In the beginning of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade when young Indy is running from dudes, the full screen version has him running from fewer guys. This makes Indy look like a bit of a pussy. I think we all know that Indy is no pussy.

Well Enjoy.Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

The Social Contract is Broken

First, this guy goes to the wrong urinal and then he has got to talk? What the hell? He wasn't even making appropriate bathroom conversation about baseball or the weather. I feel my reaction is totally appropriate, if not alittle too subdued. Posted by Picasa

Monday, April 24, 2006

Puking Words

So this is a big part of what goes on in any retail electronics store. People use the word "download" to mean open, run, import, export, install, burn, copy, rip, and upload, but almost never does anyone mean download. Then, they want to get their old obsolete hardware to work perfectly with any other incompatible hardware.

Oh also, that Guy's T-Shirt used to be white. Well Enjoy Posted by Picasa

Sunday, April 23, 2006

On the Case

Well, Officer Tiberius Speedy is on the case of the missing headlight and his cracking a few skulls.
The actual Officer T. Speedy had yet to finish filling out the police report the last time I had checked. Its not that I expect the return of my headlight, but I need that report for my insurance claim. Also I'm pretty sure it was Jackasses and not elves that took my headlight.

Well Enjoy. Posted by Picasa

Friday, April 21, 2006

The Search for Justice

This is pretty much what happened. Except, the Sheriff's car wasn't the coolest car ever. My headlight assembly was stolen from my car last week. When I called the cops a few days later (after I called my insurance company and every salvage yard in 100 miles), the officer who arrived seemed to have a very Well-this-shit-happens attitude. Someone at work told me that headlight theft happens often enough to inspire a story on 60 Minutes or some such show.

Oh and to those of you having trouble viewing the comics, you need to click them. That makes them bigger. Posted by Picasa