I can only imagine that when the word comes down from the top it has been diffused and weakened like so much pee in the ocean. If the message somehow has gained strength as it rushed from the mouths of our leaders through to every member of the team, then our leaders may in fact be in deep hypnotic sleeps.
Also most retail companies are so big that I can't imagine any real directions coming from one single office a thousand miles away. It must be some hulking beast of a man with bits of greasy food stuck to his face wildly calling for his trembling interns to bring him more money.
Friday, May 26, 2006
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
That's DVD spelled D-V-D
Hi everybody. This little exchange actually happened to my friend Barbara while I was working on third shift to redecorate the department. Also this exchange occuring in the comic is taking place in Wally's Retail Heaven. I myself work in Wal-Mart. So for vaguely leagal reasons they are vaguely different.
Hope you guys are checking out my buddy Pepe's website. It is quite a hoot. I had no idea he was in the country illeagally. Now I feel a little bad letting him cheat off my history tests in high school. Maybe if he had honestly earned an education he wouldn't be a homeless illegal immigrant. Oh well I'll get over it.
Well Enjoy.
Hope you guys are checking out my buddy Pepe's website. It is quite a hoot. I had no idea he was in the country illeagally. Now I feel a little bad letting him cheat off my history tests in high school. Maybe if he had honestly earned an education he wouldn't be a homeless illegal immigrant. Oh well I'll get over it.
Well Enjoy.
Monday, May 15, 2006
Wacky Stacky Stocky Room
I always thought that being forced to wear a tie meant you had to have the answers to questions that I, a simple non-tie-guy, do not have. It seems that this is not always true.
While you are surfing you should check out the blog of my old friend Pepe. I haven't read it yet but I promised him a link. He was an exchange student from Mexico during my freshmen year of high school and I remember he was always a pretty funny guy so you should check him out.
Well Enjoy.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Redneck Parent Teacher Association
Hello all. I'm finally done with the night shift for a while anyway.
This was going to be my submission for Pluggers but I think it works fine here. I hate evil rasists, but I do like it when people crap their pants or robes or whatever.
Klansmen are just angry guys that really like the gay not scary ghost halloween costume. Do you think that members of hate groups refer to their own groups as hate groups?
Well Enjoy
This was going to be my submission for Pluggers but I think it works fine here. I hate evil rasists, but I do like it when people crap their pants or robes or whatever.
Klansmen are just angry guys that really like the gay not scary ghost halloween costume. Do you think that members of hate groups refer to their own groups as hate groups?
Well Enjoy
Monday, May 08, 2006
Great Gassy Goth Guy
Saturday, May 06, 2006
Backroom of Doom
Friday, May 05, 2006
The Return of the Thing
Why do they try to return stuff? Why do I enjoy stopping them? Because my friends, they are asses and I'm a jerk.
My buddie Isaac will be on his way to Nepal today. If you know him wish him well. He is on his way to visit his little brother who is either The Golden Child or the Little Buddha. Isaac beware the Yeti.
Well Enjoy.
My buddie Isaac will be on his way to Nepal today. If you know him wish him well. He is on his way to visit his little brother who is either The Golden Child or the Little Buddha. Isaac beware the Yeti.
Well Enjoy.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
The Great JB Caper
Ok if you're new your gonna want to look at Damn Headlight Elves, The Search for Justice, and then On the Case. That should get you up to speed.
Well Enjoy.
Well Enjoy.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
He's got to do something after the White House.
Monday, May 01, 2006
JB is 007 in Satisfaction Guarenteed
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