Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools.

I can only imagine that when the word comes down from the top it has been diffused and weakened like so much pee in the ocean. If the message somehow has gained strength as it rushed from the mouths of our leaders through to every member of the team, then our leaders may in fact be in deep hypnotic sleeps.

Also most retail companies are so big that I can't imagine any real directions coming from one single office a thousand miles away. It must be some hulking beast of a man with bits of greasy food stuck to his face wildly calling for his trembling interns to bring him more money. 

Retard Rebellion

 

That's DVD spelled D-V-D

Hi everybody. This little exchange actually happened to my friend Barbara while I was working on third shift to redecorate the department. Also this exchange occuring in the comic is taking place in Wally's Retail Heaven. I myself work in Wal-Mart. So for vaguely leagal reasons they are vaguely different.

Hope you guys are checking out my buddy Pepe's website. It is quite a hoot. I had no idea he was in the country illeagally. Now I feel a little bad letting him cheat off my history tests in high school. Maybe if he had honestly earned an education he wouldn't be a homeless illegal immigrant. Oh well I'll get over it.

Well Enjoy. 

Wacky Stacky Stocky Room

I always thought that being forced to wear a tie meant you had to have the answers to questions that I, a simple non-tie-guy, do not have. It seems that this is not always true.

While you are surfing you should check out the blog of my old friend Pepe. I haven't read it yet but I promised him a link. He was an exchange student from Mexico during my freshmen year of high school and I remember he was always a pretty funny guy so you should check him out.

Well Enjoy.

Redneck Parent Teacher Association

Hello all. I'm finally done with the night shift for a while anyway.

This was going to be my submission for Pluggers but I think it works fine here. I hate evil rasists, but I do like it when people crap their pants or robes or whatever.

Klansmen are just angry guys that really like the gay not scary ghost halloween costume. Do you think that members of hate groups refer to their own groups as hate groups?

Well Enjoy

Great Gassy Goth Guy

Well I'm working third shift this week and maybe next. All types of evil lurks in that foul and shrouded time. Did you know that not everyone sleeps from sundown 'til around noon the next day? Such a strange world we live in. 

Backroom of Doom

Once I was almost killed by a falling pallet of kitty litter. I was so impressed by how cool this falling pallet looked someone had to tell me to move. It was either the fault of dangerous work practices or possibly a plot by the evil Catwoman.

Well Enjoy. 

The Return of the Thing

Why do they try to return stuff? Why do I enjoy stopping them? Because my friends, they are asses and I'm a jerk.

My buddie Isaac will be on his way to Nepal today. If you know him wish him well. He is on his way to visit his little brother who is either The Golden Child or the Little Buddha. Isaac beware the Yeti.

Well Enjoy. 

The Great JB Caper

Ok if you're new your gonna want to look at Damn Headlight Elves, The Search for Justice, and then On the Case. That should get you up to speed.

Well Enjoy. 

He's got to do something after the White House.

Yeah that's about how I feel about this guy, Bush. He plays in poop. Also he is probably a necrophiliac. Well Enjoy. 

JB is 007 in Satisfaction Guarenteed

This kind of thing happens more than you'ld think. Some dude will be all like, "Die, JB!" and I make with the smack-smack. Then, all the honey babies are up on my Love Jones.

Well Enjoy.