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Sometimes I like to bowl.

She would have wanted it this way.

The Poem of The Scarlet Swordsman

Alas I see it's come to me
You label me a common theif
I stole for sure, i will not lie
I took from you and made you cry
Instead of sorrow and remorse
I shall take a shallow course
For meth and coke it got for me
Your silly little psp
I'll be back again someday
But what time I will not say
I hope you're there
I'll steal you twice
Until that time i hope you see
I have a drug problem PCP
Know I laugh and tell the tale
The master theif I shall entail

The above was posted by anonymous on the previous comic. This poem kicks ass. I would like to thank whoever posted it. It really is wicked cool. Thanks for giving it to us. Maybe we will put it on a T-shirt or something.

Return of The Scarlet Swordsman

Hey there Funry

Yeah so I noticed we have two fans. One named Anonymous and another, a real fan, named Funry.

Well Enjoy

I swear that's how it happened.

Can you mop elsewhere?

I think I'm equally as good as Monty Python

Ahem = Can you help me, please sir? 

Guest artist Nathan contributes the next installment in this series. 

Excitement, Intrigue, and Action...all to be concluded Monday 

OOOOO Scary 

A Bad Start?

Ok...um... well I am trying to post a never before seen comic, but the tool that I use for this is down. It seems that my friend Bloggerbot is not online and I have no clue when he will be back on.

Have you ever been caught slacking off at work? I have. I used to duck out or try and look busy. Not anymore. Don't show weakness. Just finish your conversation, and then, after you are done, ask the supervisor what they are doing. They probably don't have an answer any better than yours.

And Now Something Completely Different 

Old is New Again 

Yes we are back.

Hi I am the artist and co-creater, JB. We have been up and down (more down than up really), but this time we are using the incredible tools known as Blogger and Picasa. So everything is much easier for every one involved.

Well Enjoy.

Recrimination 

FiveDollarJob Returns!

Witness the triumphant return of FiveDollarJob. We promise not to suck this time. Or at least, I do.